Thursday, July 30, 2015

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How To Keep Urine Warm For A Drug Test

Up to 95% of employers favor urinalysis as a method for drug testing, and this one statistic may have positively affected the trend and demand for synthetic urine over the years. Using the product properly, however, is mandatory for success.



Why do you need to keep urine warm?


Since initial drug screening does not typically include a special test for a sample’s validity, the testing staff just checks the temperature of the urine to make sure it hasn’t been substituted. Real human urine is warmed by the body, and it logically follows that a fresh sample should also be warm; otherwise, it must have come from somewhere else other than your body. That is why fake piss must be kept warm if you don’t want your sample to be rejected even before an actual drug test.

How warm should a sample be?


The normal temperature of human urine ranges from 94°F to 96°F (about 35°C). The temperature of a drug test sample must be measured during the first 4 minutes after it was received, as the sample changes depending on the ambient temperature. Acceptable range is from 90°F to 100°F (32°C - 38°C). Any sample with a temperature outside this range will immediately be suspicious.



Container cups for samples usually have a built-in thermometer that registers the temperature of the piss as soon as it enters the container. So while you can easily buy synthetic urine hiding it and using it to successfully pass a drug test can prove to be more difficult.

Microwaving synthetic urine


Microwaving fake piss is by far the easiest way to bring it to the desired temperature. All you need to do is place the container with the urine into a microwave and heat it for about 10 seconds. You can use a temperature strip to check if the sample is usable. Leaving the urine in for a longer period will give it an unusually high temperature, which is when the situation becomes tricky. You can wait for the sample to cool down a little, but you should know that synthetic urine can be destroyed by too much heat.

Using hand warmers


Hand warmers are small, readily available, and an easy way to heat synthetic urine. Just pour the liquid into a small container or a sealed bag, wrap the hand warmer around it, and secure by using tape or an elastic band. Take note that different hand warmers work in different ways. Some get warm as quickly as they get cold in a span of a few short hours. Warmers that maintain steady heat in the 90°F to 100°F range are perfect, but you might also want to pick one that will maintain the heat for as long as you need it.

Own body heat


warming synthetic urine with own body heat

Using your own body is another popular method to keep synthetic urine warm. Place the sample in a sealed plastic bag, and maintain the required temperature by placing it near a warm part of your body, which is always a matter of personal preference. Most men tend to use their crotch area—their inner thighs or inside their underwear. Some women prefer to use their armpits or inside their bras.

54 comments:

  1. so if I put medication in the fake piss then most likely the fake piss will fail

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    1. that wouldn't even make sense with real urine because they don't test to make sure the drug inside you they test for the metabolites left over from whatever you took.

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    2. Wrong. Actually methadone drs test gor clean urine with methadone in it

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  2. If my job does random on the spot drug test. Can I just keep the fake urine on me strapped up to my inner thigh pre warmed daily? like if they did not test me Monday or Tuesday I just bring it every day same routine ? Or will it fuck up

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    1. Yes, it's fine. No fuck up :)

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    2. Urine will start growing bacteria if left out and lab test can detect this. You should be freezing it at night or something.

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    3. Do you speak about real urine? Because synthetic urine does not require freezing

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    4. Do NOT freeze quick fix or any other synthetic urine!! This will cause the molecules to break down and cause you to fail the test.

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  3. I heated up my synthetic urine yesterday to fine out I needed to go to a lab today to test . my strip never worked I heated it 10 seconds at a time. I heated it a total of three times. It reached 111.. But the strip didn't work right I had to use a themomoter . I thought it would cool down a bit by time I tested. Since I didn't use it. I put it in fridge last night. Will it be ok to use again. After all that? I've never done this before.

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    1. Yes, usually synthetic urine is OK to reheat

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    2. Wait! I thought the post said, "but know that synthetic urine can be destroyed by too much heat." Is not 111 degrees too much heat?

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    3. Yes, to much heat can destroy it. But not always. I accidentally heated mine up to almost 120 cuz the damn strip wldnt show at first. Said screw it, took the test anyways and passed.

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  4. If I microwave it a couple hours before the test then put the heat pad on, will it stay the right temperature?

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    1. No. I have had friends that have tried using synthetics by relying on body heat to maintain temp and failed. Scott, I understand that you are trying your best to sell this stuff, but please stop giving out false info. These people have a lot riding on the outcome.

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    2. Stanley Archer
      Read again, please. Man asked about heat pad, not the body heat. And my answer was "yes, it helps".
      Body heat does work also. Heavily depends on the place you put it in and the container. You can find a lot of evidence online if you don't believe me, for example here: http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/where-to-hide-synthetic-urine.213750/
      Quote from girl:
      "In condom, in my bra

      98.7 at 1:40pm
      94 at 3:25pm

      In bottle, placed internally (in vagina)

      95 at 2pm
      98.6 at 2:30pm
      97.5 at 3:40pm"

      Body heat is not the best option (heat pad is better), but it still works if you do it right

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    3. I'm reading info about synthetic but what about my own urine that I have to use. I'll be peeing in a baggie Sunday morning and the drug test is Monday at 12. Will it still be good by then and when I heat it that morning should I keep it in my vagina or will that area suffice? Have to know asap.

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  5. First you get a condom and put the clean piss in it,tie it in a knot. Next,if you're a guy,put the condom-filled piss under your nuts. Then,put on second pair of underwear. Two pair of underwear should hold the condom tight enough in place. When its time to pee you pull out the condom and snip the tip. Pour into cup, it should register the proper temperature which is between 90-100 degrees. Lighting up green and brown on the cup. Good luck

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    1. Bye a urinator..works awsome..also the powedeted urine is better than pre mixed. Powdered passes ph test and smells like pee

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  6. True I have large breasts and I use natural body temp. This has worked every time.

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  7. Im a woman that will "crotch" my synthetic. Should i use the warming pad 1st? Or crotch for a couple hours? ☺

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  8. How about you all stop using drugs and then you have nothing to worry about!!!!!!

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    1. How about people stop eating and they won't get fat and have to worry about it. Or maybe the marines shouldn't go to war and have to get ptsd then the wouldn't have to worry about it. Geez some people like to eat some like to gamble and some do drugs. If your opinion matter then we would worry about it but we don't.lmao

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    2. I second that...liqour kills everyday and its legal but good green has never hurt a soul or killed anyone and its illegal

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    3. Thank you! And until you know a persons story, you really should not judge. I have REAL pain from RA that prevents me from being able to enjoy normal pleasures that most take for ggranted, yet I can't find a doctor who will prescribe opiate pain killers because of the abuse epidemic. They're the only meds that subside the excruciating pain and don't even take it away. I'm just looking for minimal relief, and over the counter meds are useless for me. So, I try natural remedies and stay away from any food or drinks that work against me. For now, that's just the best I can do. It's really easy for someone to say just don't do it when each case is different.

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  9. How long does real piss last in the right temperature and sealed and not touched?

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    1. I was actually wondering this myself. I have clean piss from today for tomorrow and I don't want to refrigerate it...

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    2. Real pee use within 24 hrs after sample given

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  10. I'm going to have my friend pee right before I have to go take my 4 o'clock test. I had her pee in the cup they use at doctors office. I'm going to wrap it in hand warmers will this be ok?

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  11. My friend is gunna piss for me at 6 am in the morning g. My app with drug worker is at 10am. I have a digital thermometer so I can get it to 35 degrees then I will use a heat warmer and pop it down near my crotch will the temp be ok if I do this at 9:30 then leave straight away for my app??

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  12. I take randoms. At any point in the day my boss can come up to me and say "Go to the office." That means its pee time. The office is 200 feet from my work station. Nobody watches when I give the sample. So, I need an effective way to carry my synthetic urine everyday in case this happens. I tried strapping it near my crotch with out a heating pad. It did not get above 92. Tried a heating pad. Didnt get above 94. I need a DETAILED analysis on how I can do this everyday without worry. Any suggestions?

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    1. They make a synthetic urine with an undetectable powder that heats it immediately to the right temp, it's called sub-solution. It is a bit pricey, around $75 but multiple sources swear by it and is perfect for ransoms.

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  13. I have to piss for a job and was going to get syntheic pee but am worried about it not being warm enough....

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  14. If I heat up the synthetic a few hours before test the place heating pad on it and the at my crotch. Will it get too hot? Or should I just start using the heating pad a few hours ahead of time.

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    1. Well, usually heating pads maintain steady heat equal to body temperature, so they cannot make it too hot

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  15. How long does pee left in room temperature stay good for I had my friend pee in it around 4pm and have to use following day @ 1pm should it be fine

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    1. If u warm it about 12 seconds and keep it sealed or near crouch u have about body temp 96-98 within testing time as long as its between 90-100 u will pass. Anyless or more raises flags

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  16. How long does real urine stay at body temperature after u pee in plastic bottle with cap

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  17. I have some clean, real urine that I need to place on my body somewhere. I have it in a rubber glove because I can't find anything else and don't have a condom that's not lubricated. I'm a woman, where is the best place to put this?

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    1. In your vagina, like an earlier post said.

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  18. I have pee from last nite in pill bottle for appt I have at 1 today wondering at what time should I warm up and is it still good to use? Needed answers like asap

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    1. Did you get your answer? Because I'm asking the same questions and I'm needing to know by tonight

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  19. How can I get creatinine levels to get high enough with fake pee?... I tried giving my clinic some old pee my boy gave me and made sure the temp was right but results came back with very low creatinine levels which tells my counselor I may be tampering with the urine.. How can I get around this?.. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated

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  20. Taking drug test Monday. Will be using my own urine from Sunday morning. How do I keep it fresh and how and when to warm it for test on Monday around 12? Have to use my own urine showing I'm taking my meds but come Sunday morning I'll be out and will need to improvise. Help getting real nervous. Never done this before. Also I only have a regular thermometer and baggie to hold it. Help

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  21. Really, piss in the cup, get the temp sticker right, dump out your piss and put in fake piss....who cares what temp fake piss is....once temp sticker is set...it is set, no changing...unobserved test only

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  22. Can anyone tell me if synthetic urine only works for job testing or will it work using it for testing for county like cps plse?

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  23. This is my first time testing and has to be cps but would like my kids bak so plse if anyone know if it works for cps testing or alternative trick that'll work would greatfuly appreciated n will help get them out foster n back with dad. Ty

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  24. Check out the "sidekick". Its the perfect solution, small portable electronic urine warmer. Sidekickforme.com. You gonna love it!!

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  25. Does the bottle have to full to reach the correct temperature, or would having a half filled bottle with a lot of air space be an issue?

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  26. I have used synthetic many, many times and never had a problem with it. The trick is keeping it at the right temp. If you can accomplish that, then your golden. I have passed at least 5 test with synthetic.

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  27. i have a catheter bag and am using someones real piss ive checked the temp after putting it by my crouch.. ive tested water and put it in the catheter and pt it by my crouch and used a thermometer to check the temp and sense i have big thighs it mde the temp 96.5 i hope i pass my piss test i also checked my own piss and it read 98.6 so i think doing this will help my chances fingers crossed because i have to drive like 45 minutes before i get to the testing site. so ill be wearing thick pants to keep my body temp correct lol but good luck to my fellow tree huggers

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