Thursday, July 30, 2015

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How To Keep Urine Warm For Drug Test

As much as 95% of employers favor urinalysis as a method for drug testing, and this one piece of statistic may have positively affected the trend and demand for synthetic urine over the years, however proper usage of product is mandatory requirement for success.



Why you need to keep it warm?


Since initial drug screen do not typically include special test for a sample’s validity, testing staff just checks urine temperature to make sure it’s not substituted. Real human urine is warmed by the body, and it logically follows that a fresh sample should also be warm, otherwise it must have come from somewhere other than your body. That is why fake piss must be kept warm if you don’t want your sample to be rejected even before actual drug test.

How warm a sample should be?


The normal temperature of human urine ranges from 94°F to 96°F (about 35 °C). The temperature of drug test sample must be measured during first 4 minutes after it was received, as it changes depending on ambient temperature. Acceptable range is from 90°F to 100°F (32°C - 38°C), any sample with a temperature out of this range will immediately fall under suspicion.



Container cups for the samples also usually have a built-in thermometer that registers the temperature of the piss as soon as it enters the container. So while you can easily buy synthetic urine is easy enough to acquire, hiding and using it to successfully pass a drug test can prove to be more difficult.

Microwaving synthetic urine


Microwaving fake piss is by far the easiest way to bring it to the desired temperature. All you need to do is place the container with liquid into a microwave and heat it for about 10 seconds. You can use a temperature strip to check if the sample is usable. Leaving the urine in for a longer period will give it an unusually high temperature and this is where it gets tricky. You can wait for the sample to cool down a little, but know that synthetic urine can be destroyed by too much heat.

Using hand warmers


Hand warmers are small, readily available and provide an easy way to heat synthetic urine. Just place the liquid in a small container or a sealed bag, wrap the hand warmer around it and secure using a tape or an elastic band. Take note that different hand warmers work in different ways. Some get warm as quickly as they get cold in a span of a few short hours. Warmers that maintain steady heat in the 90°F to 100°F range are perfect for the job, though you might also want to pick one that will keep the heat for as long as you need it.

Own body heat


warming synthetic urine with own body heat

Using your own body warmth is another popular method to keep synthetic urine warm. Place the sample in a sealed plastic bag and keep required temperature by placing it near a warm body part. The body part you choose is always a matter of preference. Most men tend to use their crotch area – their inner thighs or inside their underwear. Some women prefer to use their armpits or inside their bras.

42 comments:

  1. so if I put medication in the fake piss then most likely the fake piss will fail

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    1. that wouldn't even make sense with real urine because they don't test to make sure the drug inside you they test for the metabolites left over from whatever you took.

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    2. Wrong. Actually methadone drs test gor clean urine with methadone in it

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  2. If my job does random on the spot drug test. Can I just keep the fake urine on me strapped up to my inner thigh pre warmed daily? like if they did not test me Monday or Tuesday I just bring it every day same routine ? Or will it fuck up

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    1. Yes, it's fine. No fuck up :)

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    2. Urine will start growing bacteria if left out and lab test can detect this. You should be freezing it at night or something.

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    3. Do you speak about real urine? Because synthetic urine does not require freezing

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    4. Do NOT freeze quick fix or any other synthetic urine!! This will cause the molecules to break down and cause you to fail the test.

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  3. I heated up my synthetic urine yesterday to fine out I needed to go to a lab today to test . my strip never worked I heated it 10 seconds at a time. I heated it a total of three times. It reached 111.. But the strip didn't work right I had to use a themomoter . I thought it would cool down a bit by time I tested. Since I didn't use it. I put it in fridge last night. Will it be ok to use again. After all that? I've never done this before.

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    1. Yes, usually synthetic urine is OK to reheat

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    2. Wait! I thought the post said, "but know that synthetic urine can be destroyed by too much heat." Is not 111 degrees too much heat?

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    3. Yes, to much heat can destroy it. But not always. I accidentally heated mine up to almost 120 cuz the damn strip wldnt show at first. Said screw it, took the test anyways and passed.

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  4. If I microwave it a couple hours before the test then put the heat pad on, will it stay the right temperature?

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    1. No. I have had friends that have tried using synthetics by relying on body heat to maintain temp and failed. Scott, I understand that you are trying your best to sell this stuff, but please stop giving out false info. These people have a lot riding on the outcome.

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    2. Stanley Archer
      Read again, please. Man asked about heat pad, not the body heat. And my answer was "yes, it helps".
      Body heat does work also. Heavily depends on the place you put it in and the container. You can find a lot of evidence online if you don't believe me, for example here: http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/where-to-hide-synthetic-urine.213750/
      Quote from girl:
      "In condom, in my bra

      98.7 at 1:40pm
      94 at 3:25pm

      In bottle, placed internally (in vagina)

      95 at 2pm
      98.6 at 2:30pm
      97.5 at 3:40pm"

      Body heat is not the best option (heat pad is better), but it still works if you do it right

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  5. First you get a condom and put the clean piss in it,tie it in a knot. Next,if you're a guy,put the condom-filled piss under your nuts. Then,put on second pair of underwear. Two pair of underwear should hold the condom tight enough in place. When its time to pee you pull out the condom and snip the tip. Pour into cup, it should register the proper temperature which is between 90-100 degrees. Lighting up green and brown on the cup. Good luck

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    1. Bye a urinator..works awsome..also the powedeted urine is better than pre mixed. Powdered passes ph test and smells like pee

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  6. True I have large breasts and I use natural body temp. This has worked every time.

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  7. Im a woman that will "crotch" my synthetic. Should i use the warming pad 1st? Or crotch for a couple hours? ☺

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  8. How about you all stop using drugs and then you have nothing to worry about!!!!!!

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    1. How about people stop eating and they won't get fat and have to worry about it. Or maybe the marines shouldn't go to war and have to get ptsd then the wouldn't have to worry about it. Geez some people like to eat some like to gamble and some do drugs. If your opinion matter then we would worry about it but we don't.lmao

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    2. I second that...liqour kills everyday and its legal but good green has never hurt a soul or killed anyone and its illegal

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    3. Thank you! And until you know a persons story, you really should not judge. I have REAL pain from RA that prevents me from being able to enjoy normal pleasures that most take for ggranted, yet I can't find a doctor who will prescribe opiate pain killers because of the abuse epidemic. They're the only meds that subside the excruciating pain and don't even take it away. I'm just looking for minimal relief, and over the counter meds are useless for me. So, I try natural remedies and stay away from any food or drinks that work against me. For now, that's just the best I can do. It's really easy for someone to say just don't do it when each case is different.

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  9. How long does real piss last in the right temperature and sealed and not touched?

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    1. I was actually wondering this myself. I have clean piss from today for tomorrow and I don't want to refrigerate it...

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    2. Real pee use within 24 hrs after sample given

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  10. I'm going to have my friend pee right before I have to go take my 4 o'clock test. I had her pee in the cup they use at doctors office. I'm going to wrap it in hand warmers will this be ok?

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  11. My friend is gunna piss for me at 6 am in the morning g. My app with drug worker is at 10am. I have a digital thermometer so I can get it to 35 degrees then I will use a heat warmer and pop it down near my crotch will the temp be ok if I do this at 9:30 then leave straight away for my app??

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  12. I take randoms. At any point in the day my boss can come up to me and say "Go to the office." That means its pee time. The office is 200 feet from my work station. Nobody watches when I give the sample. So, I need an effective way to carry my synthetic urine everyday in case this happens. I tried strapping it near my crotch with out a heating pad. It did not get above 92. Tried a heating pad. Didnt get above 94. I need a DETAILED analysis on how I can do this everyday without worry. Any suggestions?

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    1. They make a synthetic urine with an undetectable powder that heats it immediately to the right temp, it's called sub-solution. It is a bit pricey, around $75 but multiple sources swear by it and is perfect for ransoms.

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  13. I have to piss for a job and was going to get syntheic pee but am worried about it not being warm enough....

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  14. If I heat up the synthetic a few hours before test the place heating pad on it and the at my crotch. Will it get too hot? Or should I just start using the heating pad a few hours ahead of time.

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    1. Well, usually heating pads maintain steady heat equal to body temperature, so they cannot make it too hot

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  15. How long does pee left in room temperature stay good for I had my friend pee in it around 4pm and have to use following day @ 1pm should it be fine

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    1. If u warm it about 12 seconds and keep it sealed or near crouch u have about body temp 96-98 within testing time as long as its between 90-100 u will pass. Anyless or more raises flags

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  16. How long does real urine stay at body temperature after u pee in plastic bottle with cap

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  17. I have some clean, real urine that I need to place on my body somewhere. I have it in a rubber glove because I can't find anything else and don't have a condom that's not lubricated. I'm a woman, where is the best place to put this?

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    1. In your vagina, like an earlier post said.

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  18. I have pee from last nite in pill bottle for appt I have at 1 today wondering at what time should I warm up and is it still good to use? Needed answers like asap

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  19. How can I get creatinine levels to get high enough with fake pee?... I tried giving my clinic some old pee my boy gave me and made sure the temp was right but results came back with very low creatinine levels which tells my counselor I may be tampering with the urine.. How can I get around this?.. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated

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